Shipping Updates From a Warehouse Full of Boxes

Nobody tells you this when you start out, but the real work begins around a warehouse mostly made of boxes.

Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.

If you take only one thing from this, take this: a returns policy enforced by staring is not a bug. It is the product.

As always, results may vary, fur may transfer, and the management accepts no responsibility for the hairball.