Our Returns Policy, Explained With Hissing

Nobody tells you this when you start out, but the real work begins around a warehouse mostly made of boxes.

Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

Our standard approach involves a loyalty program that pays in headbutts, followed by a shipping department located under the couch, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.

Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

That is all for now. We are told there is a sunbeam going to waste, and a professional never lets that happen.