A Day in the Life of Our Quality Control Cat

Nobody tells you this when you start out, but the real work begins around a returns policy enforced by staring.

Experts agree that a loyalty program that pays in headbutts is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.

Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

Thank you for reading, and please do not leave anything on the edge of a surface. You know why.